Function generateComment

isalive/isalive.ts:151–270

(
  user: Api.User,
  lastOnlineDays: number | null,
  lastMessageDate: Date | null
)

  const comments: string[] = [];

  // 特殊账号状态优先
  if (user.deleted) {
    const deletedComments = [
      "这号已经凉透了 💀",
      "人走茶凉，账号注销",
      "RIP，已销号",
      "曾经来过，如今已去",
      "已成为历史的尘埃...",
      "永别了，朋友",
    ];
    comments.push(deletedComments[Math.floor(Math.random() * deletedComments.length)]);
    return comments.join("\n├ ");
  }

  if (user.bot) {
    const botComments = [
      "我是机器人，不需要睡觉 🤖",
      "24小时待命中~",
      "机器人永不下线！",
      "人工智能，永远在线",
    ];
    comments.push(botComments[Math.floor(Math.random() * botComments.length)]);
    return comments.join("\n├ ");
  }

  // 根据在线状态生成评语
  if (lastOnlineDays !== null) {
    if (lastOnlineDays === 0) {
      const onlineComments = [
        "这货还活着！🎉",
        "活蹦乱跳的呢~",
        "生龙活虎！",
        "还在线上浪呢~",
        "正在摸鱼中...",
        "还没睡觉呢？",
      ];
      comments.push(onlineComments[Math.floor(Math.random() * onlineComments.length)]);
    } else if (lastOnlineDays <= 1) {
      const recentComments = [
        "昨天还在呢",
        "刚刚还活着",
        "应该还行吧~",
        "还热乎着呢",
      ];
      comments.push(recentComments[Math.floor(Math.random() * recentComments.length)]);
    } else if (lastOnlineDays <= 3) {
      const fewDaysComments = [
        "这几天有点安静...",
        "可能去忙别的了",
        "摸了几天鱼了",
        "暂时失踪中~",
      ];
      comments.push(fewDaysComments[Math.floor(Math.random() * fewDaysComments.length)]);
    } else if (lastOnlineDays <= 7) {
      const weekComments = [
        "一周没冒泡了",
        "该不会是触电了？",
        "是不是去旅游了",