| 97 | } |
| 98 | |
| 99 | char * |
| 100 | tshirt_text(struct obj *tshirt, char *buf) |
| 101 | { |
| 102 | static const char *const shirt_msgs[] = { |
| 103 | /* Scott Bigham */ |
| 104 | "I explored the Dungeons of Doom and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!", |
| 105 | "Is that Mjollnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?", |
| 106 | "It's not the size of your sword, it's how #enhance'd you are with it.", |
| 107 | "Madame Elvira's House O' Succubi Lifetime Customer", |
| 108 | "Madame Elvira's House O' Succubi Employee of the Month", |
| 109 | "Ludios Vault Guards Do It In Small, Dark Rooms", |
| 110 | "Yendor Military Soldiers Do It In Large Groups", |
| 111 | "I survived Yendor Military Boot Camp", |
| 112 | "Ludios Accounting School Intra-Mural Lacrosse Team", |
| 113 | "Oracle(TM) Fountains 10th Annual Wet T-Shirt Contest", |
| 114 | "Hey, black dragon! Disintegrate THIS!", |
| 115 | "I'm With Stupid -->", |
| 116 | "Don't blame me, I voted for Izchak!", |
| 117 | "Don't Panic", /* HHGTTG */ |
| 118 | "Furinkan High School Athletic Dept.", /* Ranma 1/2 */ |
| 119 | "Hel-LOOO, Nurse!", /* Animaniacs */ |
| 120 | "=^.^=", |
| 121 | "100% goblin hair - do not wash", |
| 122 | "Aberzombie and Fitch", |
| 123 | "cK -- Cockatrice touches the Kop", |
| 124 | "Don't ask me, I only adventure here", |
| 125 | "Down with pants!", |
| 126 | "d, your dog or a killer?", |
| 127 | "FREE PUG AND NEWT!", |
| 128 | "Go team ant!", |
| 129 | "Got newt?", |
| 130 | "Hello, my darlings!", /* Charlie Drake */ |
| 131 | "Hey! Nymphs! Steal This T-Shirt!", |
| 132 | "I <3 Dungeon of Doom", |
| 133 | "I <3 Maud", |
| 134 | /* note: there is a similarly worded apron (alchemy smock) slogan */ |
| 135 | "I am a Valkyrie. If you see me running, try to keep up.", |
| 136 | "I am not a pack rat - I am a collector", |
| 137 | "I bounced off a rubber tree", /* Monkey Island */ |
| 138 | "Plunder Island Brimstone Beach Club", /* Monkey Island */ |
| 139 | "If you can read this, I can hit you with my polearm", |
| 140 | "I'm confused!", |
| 141 | "I scored with the princess", |
| 142 | "I want to live forever or die in the attempt.", |
| 143 | "Lichen Park", |
| 144 | "LOST IN THOUGHT - please send search party", |
| 145 | "Meat is Mordor", |
| 146 | "Minetown Better Business Bureau", |
| 147 | "Minetown Watch", |
| 148 | /* Discworld riff; unfortunately long */ |
| 149 | ("Ms. Palm's House of Negotiable Affection--A Very Reputable" |
| 150 | " House Of Disrepute"), |
| 151 | "Protection Racketeer", |
| 152 | "Real men love Crom", |
| 153 | "Somebody stole my Mojo!", |
| 154 | "The Hellhound Gang", |
| 155 | "The Werewolves", |
| 156 | "They Might Be Storm Giants", |
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