Method main

java/SmackMyBitch.java:23–44

(String[] args)

    public static final String HER_NUMBER = "3213213213";

    public static void main(String[] args) throws TwilioRestException {

        TwilioRestClient client = new TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN);

        String[] randomMessages = {
                "Working hard",
                "Gotta ship this feature",
                "Someone fucked the system again",
        };

        int randomIndex = new Random().nextInt(randomMessages.length);
        String finalMessage = (randomMessages[randomIndex]);

        List<NameValuePair> params = new ArrayList<NameValuePair>();
        params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Late at work. " + finalMessage));
        params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER));
        params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("To", HER_NUMBER));

        MessageFactory messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory();
        Message message = messageFactory.create(params);
        System.out.println(message.getSid());
    }
}