Function completion

modules/paulbot/paulbot.js:97–131

()

  }

  function completion() {
    var timeOnPage = ((+new Date()) - loadTime) + stats.timeOnPage;
    var wpm = stats.wordCount / (timeOnPage / 1000 / 60);

    var comments = [
      [0, "That’s insanely slow. How many times have you read it? So thorough! So proud. Or did you just leave the tab open?"],
      [180, "That’s nice and thorough!"],
      [250, "That’s the low end of average."],
      [275, "That’s about average."],
      [300, "That’s the high end of average."],
      [350, "That’s pretty fast."],
      [400, "That’s too fast. You skimmed some, didn’t you?"],
      [500, "OK that’s just a lie. That cannot be true. You cheated."],
      [1000, "Hahahahah as if. Nice. Cool. Frankly we expected no more of you."]
    ];

    var readPerformance = d3.scale.threshold()
      .domain(comments.map(ƒ(0)).slice(1))
      .range(comments.map(ƒ(1)));

    var message = "Congratulations! You read " + stats.wordCount + " words in " + (timeOnPage/1000/60).toFixed() + " minutes, which is " + wpm.toFixed() + " words per minute. " + readPerformance(wpm);

    var dialogue = [
      {
        "emote": "explaining",
        "speak": message,
        "wait": 20000
      },
      {
        "mode": "off"
      }
    ];

    module.bot.dialogue(dialogue);
  }

  // https://css-tricks.com/snippets/jquery/konomi-code/
  var kkeys = [], konami = "38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";